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Texas, PLEASE do us all a favor and SECEDE!

Lemme tell ya, I’m really getting sick and tired of the conservative crazies running amok and the Tea Party’s overall hate-mongering, but down Texas way, they’re getting ready to turn the clock back to the the days when you had to pray in school (or else!), recite the Pledge of Allegiance  every morning (or else!) and let’s not forget incidents like this:

Teacher reprimanded for art show field trip where nude statues displayed!

it’s bad enough that George W. and the Branch Davidian’s, David Koresh were both pathological nut-jobs who either thought they were God or were special enough to get direct messages from the big guy upstairs himself, but now, from the folks that bring us a seemingly endless supply of lethal injections, vapid beauty queens and chicken fried steak (ok, the latter contribution could be forgiven if the gravy’s really good), comes word that there will be no mention of the separation of church and state in future textbooks. well isn’t that charming!

Texas adopts social studies changes; calls for conservative textbooks, reunites \’church and state\’

huh??  so, let me get this straight, are they now going to try to tie all historical events to Jayzus and the Scripture as written in their book of dreams and ignore one of the key principles that our Founding Fathers were so adamant about?  well what a treat for all non-Christians students!  no doubt about it now, those gun-lovin’, ten gallon hat and cowboy boot wearin’ politicians of Texas have just crossed over into the INSANE ZONE.  in spite of the immense diversity that likely litters their classrooms (I mean, isn’t the state mostly Mexican illegal immigrants anyway?), now everyone will be fed a heaping helping of history designed to undoubtedly, flatter those on the Jayzus and the Bi-ble diet, because everyone knows Christians know best! EVERYTHING may bigger in Texas, but clearly brains are not among the bounty.

I mean, this is some seriously scary stuff.  WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE AND WHY WOULD ANYONE BE WILLING ACCEPT THIS NONSENSE??  this is dangerous people.  what next – rewriting the books to proclaim the Earth is flat??  denying JFK was killed there? BAH, you know what I think?  I think they need to take their redneck pea brains and SECEDE from the Union!  hey, they want autonomy to set up their own laws that defy common sense and logic  – LET ‘EM HAVE IT – and then stay away from the rest of us!   okay, well maybe everyone but Austin!  with their bass-ackwards thinking and dictatorial religious beliefs, I like what Ozzy Osbourne once did  – he literally PEED on the Alamo!  now if only we could organize a mass PEE-IN…

what’s up doc?

this local story gives me a major case of the holy shits, but I can’t quite figure out who’s really to blame here.  seems to me whoever is collecting the organs for donation should’ve been the first line of defense against this mess – I mean, why did it take TWO MONTHS to alert the NYU doctor who implanted this death kidney??

the case of the crappy kidney

jesus, daylight already??

oh no, another day???

I haven’t even been to bed yet!

Hello world!

MORE MORE, MORE – how d’ya like it, how d’ya like it.

well here I am again just a few scant hours after post #1 and so far I’ve apparently gotten replies to my first post, but can’t see them!  charming. I can see right now that this whole blogging shit could go straight to hell quicker than spit.  I’ll admit I’m not a rocket scientist, but if 85 yr. old grandmothers in Fon du Lac, WI can run blogs to showcase their blue-ribbon-winning pie recipes, then a goddamn NYU graduate should be able to figure this shit out!

seriously, these bitches shouldn’t have one up on me!

hey, if they can blog, so can I!

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